(( asdfgsf thank you this is beautiful! ouo also sorry folks i’ve been inactive here again dfjfd i hope i get some inspiration soon. ))
The Slouch hat is
A mans best friend
It is always with him
Ready to send
The weather away
With nary a whack
The wind from the desert
The heat from his back
It goes with him
Like a protector of old
Keeping him safe
Letting him be bold
But In this picture
I dont give a crap
Lose the hat boyo
And let me fap
Give us the treat
Its not like its bad
Im sure your meat
Would look real rad
Inspired by this.
Hey Wanker :> This is a late present that I meant to do for ur Christmas present. I….Kinda…..Forgot about it >_>. NOT THE POINT! Please enjoy the picture :>
Thanks, mate! I do enjoy lovely drawings like this.
”What are you doin?” he spluttered as the Spy slinked into his arms, hovering inches away from his mouth
The Spy pursed his lips, uttering “Omlette du fromage”
LightningsShadow: secret sex weapon that
Lintufriikki: instant boner
LightningsShadow: rips jeans
LightningsShadow: in its power
Lintufriikki: you’re killing me
JustAMus: Wanker’s ear hairs stiffened with the sheer sexual power of the softly whispered syllables, literally feeling the caress of Spy’s lips as they shaped each word..
maelgwyn: The Spy, his eyes wide with surprise as the Sniper ran his hand around the base of his neck. “You know just what to say,” he murmered, “to make a man feel special”
JustAMus: In response, Wanka groaned deep in his throat, a sound of such utter masculinity that Spy felt his balaclava start to sweat on his behalf.
maelgwyn: The Spy peeled away, the thin ribbon of spit hung between their lips. “Oui, I have a secret, I am really a,” he peeled off his balaclava, “a Swiss!”
maelgwyn: Wanker looked at him, amused, “You really think I give a shit mate?”
Jal: waaanker addjkfh\
maelgwyn: The Spy, his smile wide, “It does not bother you?” “Nah mate,” he responded, “You guys make good chocolate
JustAMus: Spy licked his suddenly dry lips, the brief flash of tongue electrifying Wanker with its darting movement. He felt the tips of his subtly pointed ears curl from the testosterone fug hanging in the air
JustAMus: Wanker’s gaze was fixed on Spy’s luscious, now-wet lips, focusing on how delectable was their gleam, like a pair of perfectly steamed prawns at Christmas lunch..
maelgwyn: It will be called, “Poission a la Australian”
JustAMus: Spy fixed Wanker with a steely stare, doing his damnedest not to waver. He was not going to admire the Platonic arch of his eyebrows, like gulls’ wings in flight
JustAMus: He was not going to watch the tiny beads of sweat march in lockstep down the ridge of that noble nose, the nostrils flaring like cathedral buttresses.
JustAMus: He was not going to watche the quaver of the tiny hairs on his upper lip where Wanker had failed to shave properly, tiny golden sparks glinting in the light reflecting off the gleaming amber lenses
JustAMus: He was definitely not going to feel the radiated heat from somewhat…lower, where Wanker was making it very clear that he found Spy to live up to his (admittedly quite low) standards.
maelgwyn: Wanker sighed at the Spy, his confidence crumbling at the way he walked, his hips swaying slightly, the way the shoes clicked on the concrete. He felt trapped, and he knew that the Spy could read it.
maelgwyn: The smirk on the balaclava covered face, the way that the leather gloves kneaded together… Wanker gulped. “Monsieur Wanker, it is a pleasure to finally meet you”
JustAMus: Wanker on his part was finding it very difficult to watch Spy. The tiny shifts of the balaclava as he breathed were as erotic to him as watching silky lycra stretch and slide across a ripe model’s bot
JustAMus: Spy flared his nostrils in agitation, like some moths their eyespots
JustAMus: , and Wanker almost hooded his eyes in arousal, his mouth drying like his chapped lips
JustAMus: Wanker cursed for the first time his own habit of not wearing underwear, as his own trousersnake was hellbent on finding its own way out of its too-tight cotton prison.
maelgwyn: The burgeoning erection strained painfully against the zip. He cursed the lack of foresight to wear his button fly.
maelgwyn: The Spy smirked, “Do not worry, you wont be wearing them long.”
maelgwyn: The warm leather slid over the rough fabric, deft fingers teasing with the zipper tongue
JustAMus: He was sure he would have metal toothprints permanently imprinted on his foreskin.
maelgwyn: The smell of tobacco was heightened as he whispered, “Monsieur Wanker, I can do that with my teeth too.” The wide toothy grin was almost animalistic. Wanker gulped, being helpless unfamiliar
JustAMus: There was a sudden melodic ‘PING!’ noise, as the pressure of Wanker’s mighty Scope caused the top button on his trousers to fly across the room, narrowly missing Spy’s exquisitely chiseled nose.
maelgwyn: Wanker, gaining some composure, pointed his fingers at the Spy, “Boom. Headshot”
JustAMus: …and embedding itself in the plaster of the far wall.
maelgwyn: “I think not,” the Spy replied, “your aim is terrible”
maelgwyn: “Wanna bet, wanker?”
maelgwyn: “Shall we find out?”
JustAMus: “I always get it in… whatever I’m aiming for, Spah..” Spy’s ears heated to boiling point as he watched Wanker’s lips and tongue caress the words as they emerged. He gulped and waved away stray wisps of steam
maelgwyn: “And my aim, she’s more true than a HK down the highway”
maelgwyn: “Wanker,” the Spy chuckled as the leather gloves traced the Wanker’s defined pectorals
maelgwyn: “Is it cold in here? Or… do I press some buttons no?”
maelgwyn: “Mate, if you woud stop turning down the AC it would be warmer!” the Wanker stammered, grasping at straws, like how he wished he had grasped at a turtleneck sweater only an hour ago
JustAMus: Wanker took a deep breath, bringing his gloriously coppery tanned chest closer to the gloved fingertips.
maelgwyn: ((The Spy’s teeth cut uncomfortably, although not unwantedly as he suckled on Wanker’s teet, as a lamb on its mother))
JustAMus: He could feel every move, every twist of the fine calfskin like it was sandpaper, as if his very chest hairs had become as sensitive as insect antennae, his erect man-rivets hard as garnets.
JustAMus: Spy’s gloved fingers followed the fine lines of Wanker’s chest hair, tracing every whorl, every swirl, like leaves caught helplessly in an eddy. He put up no more than a token resistance before
JustAMus: reaching to fondle one of Wanker’s straining nipples as carefully and lovingly as the admiral of a nuclear submarine would polish The Big Red Button.
JustAMus: Spy leaned bodily into Wanker, pressing him back against the wall, the heat of the infamous Wanker Scope searing against his washboard stomach, enjoying the sound of his silk suit rasping across the
JustAMus: sueded Wankerscape.
JustAMus: Wanker sighed inwardly at the featherweight press of Spy against his long, lean length.
(( this was fucking hilarious. i might try to draw some of this ))
Wanker refused to leave my thoughts, so I made another fanart.
(( jhgskhiuhskj s holy shit… i have no words. ))
(( also omg sorry for being away for such a long time. i’ll try to get myself together soon and ask for some new messages ))
Damn that wanker. Bloody right we can’t get enough of him. Atleast I can’t. So here’s some lovin’.
(( oh. my god.… this is amazing. holy shit i want to touch his hair and dat tanned skin kajfejkdf ))
Avital C submitted:
So, um…I’ve been a huge fan of Wanker and decided to finally show my love somehow. *blushes*
This is my first art of Snoipah, but I’m okay with how it turned out.
Keep rockin’, Wanker! We all love ya! :D
Preciate it, mate~
Always been a fan Mr. Wanker, so I thought that perhaps if I drew you I could get a kiss?
aw, sure thing, mate~ *kees*